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I.S.H.A.T.D.P.A.R.T.
02:13
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This one's for the altar boys, it's for you
Waking up every morning, plucking off each pube
And you go to church
Won't even get laid
CHORUS:
God fuckin' hates me
I love everything
God fuckin' hates me
I love everything
God fuckin' hates me
I love everything, I love everything, I love everything
Here's a song to sing when the lady you love
Is fucking scuba divers when they come above
And you go to church
Won't even get AIDS
CHORUS
Every super model that you've ever owned
Sippin' sex on the beach while she gets boned
And you go to church
Won't even get saved
CHORUS
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2. |
Love Affair 69
03:06
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He's sayin': "Baby, don't worry 'bout her,
Now I can keep a secret, you can have my word."
They taste each other in the back of the van
It's like a movie that they're makin', I'm the camera man
And then I
I gotta wonder why
I said I
I gotta wonder why
CHORUS:
How are we so happy with this?
We would dance all night together, we would start to twist
How are we so happy with this?
Can we forget the fight and maybe make up with a kiss?
Just when it's fun, you take it away from me
She said: "Now do we start all over again?"
He bites his tongue: "Are you playin' a game with me?
'Cause win or lose it's all a joke in the end."
And then I
I gotta wonder why
I said I
I gotta wonder why
CHORUS
It really tastes like life's worth livin'
When I take while I'm givin'
CHORUS
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Tails
02:24
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When the daylight come
Will we see the sun?
Will you feel the wind
Brush up on your skin?
Never know just where you're going
Never know just what you're doing
Back and forth with information
And you never change
Chasing tails you blame
I'll fuck you just the same, I'll fuck you just the same
When the moonlight hit
Will we slow this sprint?
Circle path we take
Chasing tails we make
Never know just where we're going
Always feel we're doing nothing
Back and forth with validation
And we never change
Chasing tails we blame
I'll fuck you just the same, I'll fuck you just the same
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4. |
Bananibal
03:20
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Hey there Bananibal, hello there Mr. Ape
An education will do you good
Tell me anything, everything, and all
What do you do, what do you like to eat?
O Monkey Man, here is the plan
Me and you, here's what we're gonna do
If I told you once, I'm gonna tell you twice
We're gonna play real nice and not do anything too
Snap my neck, and peel my flesh
Shove me in your mouth when I'm gettin' fresh
I want to be eaten
I need to be eaten
Mash me with your teeth, I'm getting no relief
The urge is building now, relax don't have a cow
Come on eat me now, come on eat me now
Come on eat me now, come on eat me now
My primate friends and me, we get you're into freaky stuff
But this has gone too far
You're not like the other bananas, no, no, no
In fact your fantasies they really make me sick
O Monkey Man, here is the plan
Me and you, here's what we're gonna do
If I told you once, I'm gonna tell you twice
We're gonna play real nice and not do anything too
Snap my neck, and peel my flesh
Shove me in your mouth when I'm gettin' fresh
I want to be eaten
I need to be eaten
Mash me with your teeth, I'm getting no relief
The urge is building now, relax don't have a cow
Come on eat me now, come on eat me now
Come on eat me now, come on eat me now
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5. |
Face Embrace
02:36
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Your face is giant when I'm close to you
I wander through it til I stick like glue
So many places that I want to go
It's hard for me to have the love to show
I drift away and your big face gets small
You call my name and all I do is stall
You know so well that I'll be coming back
The strength to leave you is the strength I lack
CHORUS:
The size
Of your face
Depends on where I'm at
I want to face-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace embrace you
Simple rotation, mass attached to string
'Cause change in scale along with other things
But strings aren't stiff and that's what we're about
Lord knows I'm stiff, you make me shout no doubt
I'll be the mass and you're the anchor point
So get your hand to touch your shoulder joint
From shoulder joint my hand slides to your face
From there I'm satisfied to stay in place
CHORUS:
The size
Of your face
Depends on where I'm at
I want to face-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace embrace you
Position means a place
And it depends on where I'm at
I want to face-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace embrace you
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6. |
Neighbours
02:40
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I'm never alone
My home is a stew
My friend's number 1
She lives in the zoo
I don't know what I'm thinking
Friday she lands
Takes off her shirt
Listen to me
Why would it hurt?
Sunday we're home
Packing our stuff
The rooms are all full
It's never enough
Next door I caught 'em blinking
He thought I might be slow
I don't know what I'm thinking
I like to lose
You like to win
We like to play
We do that thing
I don't know what I'm thinking
It switches every now and then
They know just what I'm thinking
They switch it every now and then
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7. |
Tattoos
03:17
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Hello my brother, how's it feel to know that you are next?
There's nothing else left for you now
You lived your life upon ideals of money, power, and sex
What are you gonna do now?
CHORUS:
Now, gently place the wedding ring upon the finger
Of the Lady with the Moonlight on her Breast
Soon you will find the only part of your old life that lingers
Are the scars from all the fights and all the tattoos on your chest
Hello my brother, how's it feel to know that you are blessed?
And all that bad stuff you've been through
Now it's time to get some rest
CHORUS
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8. |
Drone Song
03:12
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When there's a drone in a song
That means there's a note hidden underneath
When there's a drone in Yemen
That means there's a bomb
Waiting
Up above
When there's a drone in your voice
That means you're fucking boring
Stop
You're done
When there's a drone in Palestine
That means there's a bomb
Watching
Every family
Including yours
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9. |
Boss of Myself
02:06
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Boss of myself, I'm the boss of myself
Can't tell me what to do 'cause I'm the boss of myself
Come into the room talkin' all that shit
Tryna punk me out? I don't think so bitch
Screamin', shoutin', yellin' trying to harrass
I think you're asking me to kick your ass
CHORUS:
Don't tell me what to do, don't tell me what to do
Don't tell me what to do, I'll tell you what to do
Fuck you
Boss of myself, I'm the boss of myself
Can't tell me what to do 'cause I'm the boss of myself
You got a problem with being polite
Every little thing turns into a fight
Can't express your feelings without being mean
Get frustrated and you start to scream
CHORUS
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Saturday Night Dead
02:54
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Sunday morning I just lay in bed
Monday afternoon and it's all in my head
Tuesday I walk to my favorite class
Wednesday I slip on ice and fall on my ass
Thursday I wish I was of age
Friday I'll be lost in a drunken rage
But Saturday night
When all the good college kids are pissin' their beds
I won't be doing nothing like that
'Cause I'll be dead
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11. |
Sloppy Jo
04:51
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Take her to the movies and she burps in my face
Candlelit dinner and she burps in my face
Buy her concert tickets and she burps in my face
Will she ever not burp in my face?
CHORUS:
This Sloppy Jo has got to go
Somebody take her on out the door
Oh you know my Sloppy Jo
Make her extra sloppy and take her to go
Take her to the party and she pukes on my head
Take her to the concert and she pukes on my head
Breakfast in bed and she pukes on my head
Will she ever not puke on my head?
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12. |
Time for Games
03:11
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Make all your fun
With the lights off, with your dress off
Take everyone
With the lights off, with your dress off
'Cause when you seized them by the eyeballs
With your kung fu grip
How could they see it coming?
Puncture the semen tip
CHORUS:
You're my ugly blondie squid
(No)
Time for games
(You want some?)
X2
I cannot see your face
With the lights off, with your dress off
Fucking rot in outer space
With the lights off, with your dress off
'Cause when you wrapped your slimy tentacles
Upon my gasping throat
I could not see it coming
In this weather better grab a coat
CHORUS
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