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Chief Larson and the Fire Puppets

by Chief Larson and the Fire Puppets

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1.
This one's for the altar boys, it's for you Waking up every morning, plucking off each pube And you go to church Won't even get laid CHORUS: God fuckin' hates me I love everything God fuckin' hates me I love everything God fuckin' hates me I love everything, I love everything, I love everything Here's a song to sing when the lady you love Is fucking scuba divers when they come above And you go to church Won't even get AIDS CHORUS Every super model that you've ever owned Sippin' sex on the beach while she gets boned And you go to church Won't even get saved CHORUS
2.
He's sayin': "Baby, don't worry 'bout her, Now I can keep a secret, you can have my word." They taste each other in the back of the van It's like a movie that they're makin', I'm the camera man And then I I gotta wonder why I said I I gotta wonder why CHORUS: How are we so happy with this? We would dance all night together, we would start to twist How are we so happy with this? Can we forget the fight and maybe make up with a kiss? Just when it's fun, you take it away from me She said: "Now do we start all over again?" He bites his tongue: "Are you playin' a game with me? 'Cause win or lose it's all a joke in the end." And then I I gotta wonder why I said I I gotta wonder why CHORUS It really tastes like life's worth livin' When I take while I'm givin' CHORUS
3.
Tails 02:24
When the daylight come Will we see the sun? Will you feel the wind Brush up on your skin? Never know just where you're going Never know just what you're doing Back and forth with information And you never change Chasing tails you blame I'll fuck you just the same, I'll fuck you just the same When the moonlight hit Will we slow this sprint? Circle path we take Chasing tails we make Never know just where we're going Always feel we're doing nothing Back and forth with validation And we never change Chasing tails we blame I'll fuck you just the same, I'll fuck you just the same
4.
Bananibal 03:20
Hey there Bananibal, hello there Mr. Ape An education will do you good Tell me anything, everything, and all What do you do, what do you like to eat? O Monkey Man, here is the plan Me and you, here's what we're gonna do If I told you once, I'm gonna tell you twice We're gonna play real nice and not do anything too Snap my neck, and peel my flesh Shove me in your mouth when I'm gettin' fresh I want to be eaten I need to be eaten Mash me with your teeth, I'm getting no relief The urge is building now, relax don't have a cow Come on eat me now, come on eat me now Come on eat me now, come on eat me now My primate friends and me, we get you're into freaky stuff But this has gone too far You're not like the other bananas, no, no, no In fact your fantasies they really make me sick O Monkey Man, here is the plan Me and you, here's what we're gonna do If I told you once, I'm gonna tell you twice We're gonna play real nice and not do anything too Snap my neck, and peel my flesh Shove me in your mouth when I'm gettin' fresh I want to be eaten I need to be eaten Mash me with your teeth, I'm getting no relief The urge is building now, relax don't have a cow Come on eat me now, come on eat me now Come on eat me now, come on eat me now
5.
Face Embrace 02:36
Your face is giant when I'm close to you I wander through it til I stick like glue So many places that I want to go It's hard for me to have the love to show I drift away and your big face gets small You call my name and all I do is stall You know so well that I'll be coming back The strength to leave you is the strength I lack CHORUS: The size Of your face Depends on where I'm at I want to face-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace embrace you Simple rotation, mass attached to string 'Cause change in scale along with other things But strings aren't stiff and that's what we're about Lord knows I'm stiff, you make me shout no doubt I'll be the mass and you're the anchor point So get your hand to touch your shoulder joint From shoulder joint my hand slides to your face From there I'm satisfied to stay in place CHORUS: The size Of your face Depends on where I'm at I want to face-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace embrace you Position means a place And it depends on where I'm at I want to face-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace-ace embrace you
6.
Neighbours 02:40
I'm never alone My home is a stew My friend's number 1 She lives in the zoo I don't know what I'm thinking Friday she lands Takes off her shirt Listen to me Why would it hurt? Sunday we're home Packing our stuff The rooms are all full It's never enough Next door I caught 'em blinking He thought I might be slow I don't know what I'm thinking I like to lose You like to win We like to play We do that thing I don't know what I'm thinking It switches every now and then They know just what I'm thinking They switch it every now and then
7.
Tattoos 03:17
Hello my brother, how's it feel to know that you are next? There's nothing else left for you now You lived your life upon ideals of money, power, and sex What are you gonna do now? CHORUS: Now, gently place the wedding ring upon the finger Of the Lady with the Moonlight on her Breast Soon you will find the only part of your old life that lingers Are the scars from all the fights and all the tattoos on your chest Hello my brother, how's it feel to know that you are blessed? And all that bad stuff you've been through Now it's time to get some rest CHORUS
8.
Drone Song 03:12
When there's a drone in a song That means there's a note hidden underneath When there's a drone in Yemen That means there's a bomb Waiting Up above When there's a drone in your voice That means you're fucking boring Stop You're done When there's a drone in Palestine That means there's a bomb Watching Every family Including yours
9.
Boss of myself, I'm the boss of myself Can't tell me what to do 'cause I'm the boss of myself Come into the room talkin' all that shit Tryna punk me out? I don't think so bitch Screamin', shoutin', yellin' trying to harrass I think you're asking me to kick your ass CHORUS: Don't tell me what to do, don't tell me what to do Don't tell me what to do, I'll tell you what to do Fuck you Boss of myself, I'm the boss of myself Can't tell me what to do 'cause I'm the boss of myself You got a problem with being polite Every little thing turns into a fight Can't express your feelings without being mean Get frustrated and you start to scream CHORUS
10.
Sunday morning I just lay in bed Monday afternoon and it's all in my head Tuesday I walk to my favorite class Wednesday I slip on ice and fall on my ass Thursday I wish I was of age Friday I'll be lost in a drunken rage But Saturday night When all the good college kids are pissin' their beds I won't be doing nothing like that 'Cause I'll be dead
11.
Sloppy Jo 04:51
Take her to the movies and she burps in my face Candlelit dinner and she burps in my face Buy her concert tickets and she burps in my face Will she ever not burp in my face? CHORUS: This Sloppy Jo has got to go Somebody take her on out the door Oh you know my Sloppy Jo Make her extra sloppy and take her to go Take her to the party and she pukes on my head Take her to the concert and she pukes on my head Breakfast in bed and she pukes on my head Will she ever not puke on my head?
12.
Make all your fun With the lights off, with your dress off Take everyone With the lights off, with your dress off 'Cause when you seized them by the eyeballs With your kung fu grip How could they see it coming? Puncture the semen tip CHORUS: You're my ugly blondie squid (No) Time for games (You want some?) X2 I cannot see your face With the lights off, with your dress off Fucking rot in outer space With the lights off, with your dress off 'Cause when you wrapped your slimy tentacles Upon my gasping throat I could not see it coming In this weather better grab a coat CHORUS

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released February 2, 2017

Daniel Birkholz: Vocals
Colin Knighton: Guitars, Vocals
Niko Matsamakis: Guitars, Vocals
Efthimios Matsamakis: Bass, Vocals
Daniel Seiderman: Drums, Backup Vocals

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Chief Larson and the Fire Puppets Detroit, Michigan

We are the Fire Puppets, united and led by the great Chief Larson, who instructed us in the art of committing spiritual arson.

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